Monday, September 10, 2007

Hi, Its Been Awhile

So it has been so heartwrenching not to be able to hold my sweet bean. IT STINKS !!!Only 5 more weeks, YEAH RIGHT!!!I told the doctor I would try to refrain from lifting her but I will not promise not to pick her up while I am in a seated position, or hold her while on the floor.
As many of you gathered I have the vocabulary of a sailor, but I have really stopped all that in front of Skylar.The worst thing I say ,which is really not bad but I was taught in catholic school that is just as bad as F**K, is ...drum roll please, JESUS. I say it all the time. Well Lil' Miss says it too.Our conversation went like this:
Me : I love you Skylar
Butterbean: under her breath while walking away... JESUS
It took all of my strength not to pee in my pants with laughter but ALAS I ignored it.

Okay so you all know that I am a TV nut so here's some new observations:

Calliou: What is wrong with this poor little boy? Why does his parents, grandparents, and little sister have more hair than him?Does he suffer from Alopecia?

Barney: Where are the vents that let the people breathe? And what's the deal with the little one (not BeeBop or B.J.)?His /her mouth is weird in comparison to its peers.Furthermore,does anyone ever want to laugh when you think of the name B.J.on a children's show?

MTV VMA's Holy crap what is wrong with Britney Spears? What is she on?Did she even know where she was? Sarah Silverman is a riot... LOVE her. Jamie Foxx gets on my nerves.Finally why does MTV change its name to Reality TV Network because God knows they DON'T play music anymore.Don't get me wrong I love me some reality shows but its definetly NOT the MTV I grew up with.


Kristen and the Gang said...

OK Kelly...that post was too funny! Just checking in and wanted to let you know that I signed up for that sibling registry on did u make out on there?

Our Ohana said...

Hey there blog buddy! Guess'll never guess....We are going to see the Wiggles live in concert in November for Toby's B-day. That's right, we'll be having a :wiggly party." I'll say hello to Ben for you. ;) LOL. I have to agree about Calliou, in fact I just made that comment the other day. Great minds think alike you know. Headin to Guat in 2.5 weeks, let me know if you wnat anything.


Kathy said...

Too funny! I agree about Calliou and BJ! I am always making comments about the kids shows. Sometimes I just want to smack Dora when she repeats the same thing 5 times!!

Betsy said...

I'm right there w/ ya on the Caliou!

Can't stand Barney's voice so little miss Sass doesn't get to watch him.