Friday, November 9, 2007

Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives; however, they had gotten over enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. The first one fumbled in her purse for a Kleenex but found she had nothing to wipe herself with, so she took off her panties and used them.Her friend, however, was wearing a expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but she was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon, so she proceeded to use that.After they were finished with their business, they proceeded to weave their way home.The next day, one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed, very hung over.

He phoned the other husband and said, "I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties on."`

`That's nothing,'' said the other husband, ``Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....''FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.''


Pinky Tuscadaro said...

That joke reminds me of the time me and Stinky went out. Good times.

Kerri said...

You crack me up!
Kerri and Ruby