Thursday, August 30, 2007

I am obssessed with my blog...

I need to go to rehab, isn't that the COOL thing to do these days.I think I change things everyday.Anyhooters,Skylie hasn't pooped on the potty again.We shall try again today...I will definetly let you know.Did you have any doubts?
She is so polite. We taught her thank you early on, but now she says your name after thank you. We are now working on please, its very cute.She still asks to watch the Wiggles every 1/2 hour or so.If not the Wiggles its Barney.Yay for me!!!
I downloaded some new Wiggles songs for the car and I no longer feel like putting a bullet in my head.Its not so bad really , I find myself a couple miles away from dropping her off at Onnie's (OH_KNEE) before I realize I don't have to listen to it anymore.One of these days I am gonna pull up to some kid in their pimped out ride with my windows rolled down blaring the Wiggles and act really cool. Wouldn't that be hilarious?

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I Can't Believe I Forgot to Tell You Guys,Gals& Pals

Yesterday,Skylie POOPED ON THE POTTY!!!!! AND I wasn't even there. She was over at Onnie's. Uncle Jeff witnessed this very important event as well.We tried again today but she decided she didn't have to go poopoo afterall. She was all ready to go with her People Magazine and was grunting so hard I thought she gave herself a hernia. She was so sad when she looked in the potty and saw that it was EMPTY.Poor little , Bumble.I told her it was no big deal , we would try again some other time.
So tomorrow we are taking Skylie to the lilly fields in Augusta, Mo to try to take some pictures. I figure she won't let me take her to a studio so I will take some myself. Hopefully she will be over this fear of portrait studios by the time she turns 2.
Also we received an e-mail from Teresa(Sky's foster mom).I had sent her son an e-mail because I was so concerned for their well being with all the shit going down in Guatemala. Elections are in September and there is alot of unrest politically.She said they are worried but fine. They love receiving all the pics we send and they asked for our address because it is always gets messed up on the shipments by the time it gets to her. They want to send us some pics of the Holy Week as well as other Guatemalan traditions. I look forward to getting them. I am so happy that we are in contact with Teresa, I feel I owe her so much and she is such a huge part of Skylie's life. We never got to meet her in person so I look forward to meeting her someday.I feel blessed to have her in my family.Please pray for all the children that were removed from Casa Quivera so that they may be returned safely and can come home to their forever families. Also pray for all those in process. But most of all pray for all the children that get left behind.

Onnie's,J.Bucks, & Dierbergs


Don't bother me, The Wiggles are on. Thank you

These guys are a roit.

My Box Rox !!!

It Doubles as a Bed.

Mmm Its GOOD !!!

Hey BUDDY, Quit EYEBALL'IN my Onnie

JEEEEESH Some People
So ANYWAY ...

Mommy I don't understand what your problem is, I mean I can do all kinds of stuff when I'm driving. Here's a lesson in multi-tasking:


Exhibit A: Putting My Lipstick on.

Exhibit B: Look No hands.I am reading the ingredients, it has to have aloe in it. I love the way my lips feel when wearing it.

Exhibit C: Still No Hands and Putting More lipstick on because it tastes soooooo good. MMM MMM MMM I think its almond flavored. My favorite !!!!!!
So see Mommy if I can do this I know you can turn around and hand me my goink (drink) when I drop it, Bubby when I throw him, and look at me when scream your name repeatedly.All you need is a little multi-tasking ! :)

Sunday, August 26, 2007

A day with K


On my way to see my favorite cousin


She's here

Isn't she CUTE ???

We are soul sista's

Ewwww What's that ????

Oh No you DIDN'T, Those are my Kleenex

You can have it , I found a blankie

Hey Cuz,Your daddy's funny

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Some pics from Montauk & Meramec Caverns


Uncle Jepf will protect me

Look Mommy A Piece of Cave Is in My Pocket

Going Down

Coming Down

Hangin' out with Uncle Jepf

Mom, I am So OVER This

Friday, August 24, 2007

OMG I am a Moron

Could I say I have gallstones one more time.Jeesus I loopy.I like coffee. Hey you guys !!!
HUH??????????????????????
Maybe I am a little nuts but you have to admit that that's kinda funny. Its the early Alzheimer's setting in. Shit.
More news later just noticed the whole gallstone thing and was having a laugh by myself in the kitchen.
Your saying to yourself " HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Maybe she is crazy, or obsessed with being crazy ? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
Later

Please note: If you called me crazy to my face , I'd rip you a new one.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

I Got Stoned (Kidding)

Yes indeedy , I have gallstones and I am so relieved . I know its nutty but as I have said before its my worst fear that they ( I am not real sure who "they" are but in my brain "they" are very important)will have me committed and be sent to an INSANE ASYLUM. Yes I don't really think those places exist anymore but whatever. Now you kow. I am getting cut on , on the 4th.
SO MORE importantly Skylie became a citizen yesterday. Our officer made it a special occasion as I have heard some officers are asses. She gave Skylie a flag and a Hello Kitty coloring book to color while mommy and daddy went over paperwork. It was very cool knowing that no one can ever say she isn't American. The ONLY difference is she cannot run for president.DAMN I guess she's gonna have to be a Senator.
Here's a weird thing you would never know.Skylie was considered a citizen on the day of readoption, which happened to be her FIRST birthday. How COOL is that.

Here's a Pic I Enhanced



April 2007

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Excited about my little American Citzen

Well tomorrow is the big day and we are so excited. My mom bought her the cutest white dress with navy piping and her initials monogrammed in red, red MaryJane's, and of course American flag bowsfor her piggies. I will definetly post pics ASAP. I will have to steal my mom's camera card and import them into my computer.I told everybody we need to go to Denny's afterward and all get The American Slam , kidding.The cootie craziness has calmed down. However,Skylie's growing fond of the word boobies. I am okay with that.
Oh yeah, it ends up I am not nuts afterall. I had my ultrasound today and I do have gallstones. I am so happy they found something. I know that sounds nuts but its one of my biggest fears that the doctor's will think I am crazy and commit me.SOOOOOO that's why I am relieved.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Cootie Crazy

Skylar is obsessed with not only the word but her own.Its funny but a little embarrassing as well.She will stick a toy between her legs and say ,"Look Mommy...COOTIE".This is her new game and I have to laugh.She's gone Cootie Crazy!!!!!!At least she's not touching it all the time , just when I change her.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Gallstones and a Toddler bed

I went to the ER on Saturday night because I was in so much pain.They said it was a gallbladder attack. I didn't know if it felt better to sit or walk or stand. It felt like someone was stabbing me right under my breastbone and out my back but at the same time stabbing me in the back and out of my breast bone. And the pain radiated up into my shoulder. Good Lord that hurt.It has happened before but not like that. Oh well we will see when I get the ultrasound sometime this week.

Onto bigger and better things. Skylar slept through the night in her big girl bed.It only took 2 tries to get her to stay in her bed and fall asleep.She woke up this morning and waited for me to get her out of bed. She had her head propped on the footboard, looked up at me as I walked in the room and said "poo poo".I cannot believe she didn't get up out of bed.I guess that's a good thing because it will be a while before she starts roaming around in her room...at least I hope.We leave her door open but put a gate so she can't roam the house.She absolutley loves her bed. She was at Onnie's (my Mom's) today and she came in the house saying " bed bed bed" I said "Its still in your room, but you have to give me a hug first", she did and then we had to go to her room.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Grover is such an Arrogant SOB

Did you ever notice how he is always talking about how adorable he is, how cute he is, how lovable he is? I hate him.LOL He is an arrogant son of bitch.LOL How can acting like that be adorable,lovable or cute? I find it just plain annoying.LOL

While I'm at it the blonde male back up dancer on the Wiggles, I hate him. He is a bobble head, and is way too into it.He acts like the shit. I cannot stand him. They need to fire his ass. Seriously this guy really bites my ass. He doesn't act like the rest of the dancers, he's all OVER the camera.If you have to watch The Wiggles you know who I'm talking about. I guess its great that he likes his job but he too comes off as an arrogant son of a bitch. Like HollyG(another blogger), I would send him hate mail if I could.You gotta see this guy for yourself.You would hate him too. That's all for now.

Ghost in the Garage

So I wake up ,get Skylar and put her in her booster for breakfast like any other morning. I hear the garage door open so I say "Ohh Daddy's home early , it must be too hot outside" so I go to the door to see as the garage door is now shutting by itself. I continue half stunned to stand there thinking "What the F***??????".While I am still there it begins to open.I look up and down the street to see if someone else has opened there garage doors ...maybe we're on the same frequency or something. I don't know. I see no one.
Now those of you who know me know I believe in the afterlife but this was starting to creep me out. I call Ralph and ask him, he says to go out and adjust the laser. It must be off. Okay, all the while Skylar is sitting in her chair munching on a breakfast bar...or so I thought.I proceed to the garage to make the adjustment and the damn door starts to open and close again.I start laughing because if I don't I might shit myself.
I walk back in the kitchen , call my mom. She says something about the day before and I remember I took the garage door opener out of my car because I borrowed hers. Now where the hell did I put it. I am looking everywhere . "Oh my God I am such an ass".There it is right under Skylar's booster seat. She was doing it all along, when it wasn't in her hand she was doing it with her foot. TOO FUNNY !!!!!

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

La La Manga

So I am trying to teach Sky to know where she is from. When I ask her Skylar where were you born ? She says "Light" and I say well yes that's where you came from but where were you born? Were you born in Antigua, Guatemala? She nods her head and says "La La Manga". How freaking cute is that.
We took her and my brother Jeff down to Montauk State Park over the weekend. We had a nice relaxing time.Its so fun to see Jeff with Skylar. He is so good with her and doesn't put up with her sassiness.Which I think is so great,and very amusing because she isn't used to people saying no to her.I will post pictures as soon as I am able.
The "Wiggles" obsession is getting worse by the day. We put her to bed tonight (she always chats to herself before falling to sleep)and we hear her say in a very loud drawn out dramatic voice W_I_G_G_L_E_S.It was a riot. God I love her.